never say I'm not predictable

[holli]

WiP meme, because I seem to have a decently-sized backlog of bizarre crossovers.


The One With Superheroes on Firefly

Roy: *is vague about his background*
Mal: *hires him anyway*
Kaylee: Hel-*lo*, hot stuff.
Lian: *is adorable, and gets along surprisingly well with River*



The Other One With Superheroes on Firefly

Mal: We really do need to take on passengers, y'all.
The Teen Titans: *appear from nowhere, offer cash*
River: Holy fuck, Raven, you are the creepiest fucking person I've ever met. Gorram.
Raven: You should meet my dad, dude. No, wait, you *totally shouldn't*.

Kon: Tim, are you sure it's a good idea to keep our, um, cargo in the empty shuttle?
Cassie: Yeah, because our, um, cargo is going to draw a lot of attention.
Tim: Guys, I'm still in the midst of a *nervous fucking breakdown.* Why the hell did you let me make the plan?
Mal: Okay, that's it. What is this "cargo" you're all so gorram secretive about? *bursts into shuttle*
Vic, Kory, Gar: Um. Hi?
Tim: I *told* you. Jesus.



The Other Other One With Superheroes on Firefly

Mal: Okay, we're just gonna drop off these boxes and be on our wa--
Local Superhero: Greetings, citizen! I see you've brought our shipment of spare costumes and assorted accessories!
Mal: What the *fucking fuck?*
Me: Really, it makes sense that there's a planet in the Fireflyverse that has superheroes. No, really! C'mon, seriously. Some people juggle geese!



The One With Superheroes But No Firefly, Although It Still Has Joss Whedon Characters Because That's Just How I do Things, Okay?

The Teen Titans: *go about their business*
Xander: *falls out of the sky*
Kory: Are you all right, mysterious one-eyed stranger?
Xander: I am *now*. Humina.



The One With No Superheroes *or* Firefly, But Still With The Joss Whedon Stuff and Also Parts of it Are In Outer Space

SG-1: *arrive on planet infested with vampires*
Numerous Slayers: *rescue them*
Daniel: Well, *that* was different.
Carter: Oh, good, we're overdue for an Amazon planet. Boys, don't wait up. I'll be having all the fun this week.
Teal'c: *eyebrow*

Comments

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

For the record? The One With No Superheroes *or* Firefly, But Still With The Joss Whedon Stuff and Also Parts of it Are In Outer Space had me in fits of hysterics. Just the title. If you ever write it, you should actually call it that.

[lcsbanana.livejournal.com]

I SECOND THIS. omg, holli, joss+stargate+amazon planet=MY ETERNAL DEVOTION.