holli: (scarywill)
[personal profile] holli
urk. today i made copies.

die, copier.

Date: 2003-07-03 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] septembergrrl.livejournal.com
Ick. I spent one entire summer swearing at assorted office machines. It SUCKED.

Date: 2003-07-03 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debg.livejournal.com
Bleed, Xerox! Bleed and crash and burn!

Man, nothing brings out the Luddite in me faster than large expensive office equipment.

Date: 2003-07-03 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rliz.livejournal.com
I like copy machines. I think they're kind of sexy.

Date: 2003-07-03 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dizzi-k.livejournal.com
by the end of the first 2 weeks of my internship last summer i was cursing "die, copier", after the first month i was cursing "die, scanner"...they just didn't like me.

Date: 2003-07-03 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debg.livejournal.com
>I like copy machines.

Liz, beloved, I am thinking you have probably not been in the middle of a "three hundred copies, double-sided, 180 page, TOC plus index, collate and sort the manuals, and the shipping company is here to get them off to Japan by five o'clock" deadline run, and had the machine go bananas on you.....

Date: 2003-07-03 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rliz.livejournal.com
Oh, well, see. This is one of the times where the evil = sexy rule does not hold, because copiers are too large and boxy to properly fit into any leather pants. Good, working, not-screwing-up copiers are sexy. Bad ones are just sort of lumpish and irritating and boring.

You know what's great, though? Postage machine. I spend hundreds every week through the one at work, I do a lot of mailing. It allows me to feel very extravagant.

mmmm, postage machines....

Date: 2003-07-03 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debg.livejournal.com
I got permission from the senior partners, back when I ran a lawfirm, to send out manuscripts on their dime. I don't think they realised what it costs to send essentially a ream of paper via overnight mail.
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