silly administrators.
Oct. 14th, 2002 08:31 pmSo, my school administration was rather giggle-inducing today, which is a welcome relief from all the sniper-fear and tragedy.
See, the underclassmen have PSATs tomorrow. In the past, seniors have jsut stayed home and snickered at the poor wee ones taking the big tests, then turned up for classes around eleven or so. This year, we will apparently all be killed and our grieving parents will sue the school if we don't all arrive at 7:25 precisely. So they came up with this brilliant plan:
* Order the 500-person senior class to show up three and a half hours earlier than expected.
* Break the laws of physics by fitting entire senior class into the library, where we will apparently sit quietly for three hours and work on our college applications.
* Promise severe, unenforcable repercussions for anyone who fails to show up on time.
Result? Impromptu senior skip day. WhIch I will spend researching 26th Dynasty Egyptian temple sculpture, but still. Hee hee.
See, the underclassmen have PSATs tomorrow. In the past, seniors have jsut stayed home and snickered at the poor wee ones taking the big tests, then turned up for classes around eleven or so. This year, we will apparently all be killed and our grieving parents will sue the school if we don't all arrive at 7:25 precisely. So they came up with this brilliant plan:
* Order the 500-person senior class to show up three and a half hours earlier than expected.
* Break the laws of physics by fitting entire senior class into the library, where we will apparently sit quietly for three hours and work on our college applications.
* Promise severe, unenforcable repercussions for anyone who fails to show up on time.
Result? Impromptu senior skip day. WhIch I will spend researching 26th Dynasty Egyptian temple sculpture, but still. Hee hee.