I <3 memes

[holli]

I am kind of intrigued by this meme:

Name or describe a few fics you think I will never, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

But then it occurred to me: what on earth wouldn't I write? I am the person who said "hey, you know who really needs a Robin? Nighthawk." I will talk anyone's ear off about how Mal Reynolds and Bruce Wayne should have sex. My first SPN story featured *wacky resurrection hijinks.*

But hey! Do your worst, fandom. What wouldn't I write?

Comments

[ahsavka.livejournal.com]

... Kill Bill? :D?

[holli.livejournal.com]

Um. True! But I do have a lengthy rant about how Bill got his whole Superman-and-Batman speech completely backwards.

[ahsavka.livejournal.com]

Possibly. I do not believe Clark Kent is a critque on man -- Superman just aims real low.

Anyway; I just tried to pick a fandom I'd /never/ heard you talk about, and I had just watched Kill Bill minutes before I saw your post, so I thought ... yes indeed.

[minim_calibre]

Dean wakes up a girl.

John is so happy (he's always wanted a daughter) and proud, he takes his girl to a purity ball.

[holli.livejournal.com]

...you are *such a bad person.*

However! It works if whatever begirled Dean also put a whammy on John. Or, as Dean would put it, "turned his brains to freakin' fifties sitcom goo. What the hell, Sammy. It's like Pleasantville in here. He tried to make me wear a *sweater set.*"

Sam is either laughing hysterically at this point, or has also been whammied and therefore is lint-rolling his letterman jacket.

[minim_calibre]

BWAH!

Dude, now you really SHOULD write it!