stolen from dooce.com: a necessary list of things that scare me shitless

[holli]

clowns
big hair
old ladies with too much makeup who smell like stale perfume
Hebrew school teachers
clowns
middle-school girls in large groups
anything slimy or phlegm-y or mucus-y
barf
blood
roller coasters
clowns
most of the current administration
human nature
airplanes (but only on takeoff and landing)
really big dogs
clowns