January talking meme?

[holli]

 The December talking meme was not going to happen, because Yuletide and also various Life Reasons. But I wanted to do it, so I am time-shifting it to January so as to jump-start the new year with regular posting. So: ask a question, claim a day!
 

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Speaking of Yuletide: Plan A is currently set aside in favor of a Plan B I actually know how to write, which will at least meet the minimum. Anyone know how to semi-competently construct a mystery plot who is willing to offer advice on Plan A?