WIPs: argh.

[holli]

I will write some of these stories, someday. Really. But all the people airing their Batfandom WIPs made me want to do some housecleaning.

1. The Almost-Plausible Crossover
Summer: So it turns out I might have superpowers. And vampires are real.
Faith: Yup. I'm here to teach you about 'em.
Seth: (boggle) also, (drool)
Ryan: Hey.
Faith: Hey. Want a smoke?
Ryan: Sure.
Faith: 'Kay.

2. The Not-Even-A-Little-Bit-Plausible Crossover
Dawn: This is too bizarre for words.
Tim, Kon, Bart: Hi there! You're cute.
Dawn: Too. Bizarre.
Tim: (Robinesque smirk)
Dawn: Oh, what the hell. You're the only one here older than me, technically. (grabs him)
Kon and Bart: (dejected) (possibly grab each other)
Me: Hee hee hee.

3. The One Where I Realized That Yes, I Do Think All Dawn's Boyfriends Should Fight Crime
Connor: I'm surprisingly well-adjusted, all things considered.
Dawn: Me too! We're very pretty. (makes out with him)

4. The One With More Backstory Than The New Testament
Farscape OC: Boy, this unrealized reality is weird. Everyone I knew is dead! Everyone who's dead is alive! Cats and dogs, sleeping together!
Other Farscape OC: You're kinda cute.
First Farscape OC: ...hi.
Me: Oh, good Lord. What am I getting myself into?
Various OCs: Pipe down and write us some more backstory, you.

Oh yeah, and:

5. The One With All The Superheroes
(doorbell rings)
Tim's Dad: Oh, what NOW?
Bart, Kon, Cassie: Um, hi. Is Tim home? We're his... friends. From... school.
Tim's Dad: Oh, good Lord.