WIPs: argh.

[holli]

I will write some of these stories, someday. Really. But all the people airing their Batfandom WIPs made me want to do some housecleaning.

1. The Almost-Plausible Crossover
Summer: So it turns out I might have superpowers. And vampires are real.
Faith: Yup. I'm here to teach you about 'em.
Seth: (boggle) also, (drool)
Ryan: Hey.
Faith: Hey. Want a smoke?
Ryan: Sure.
Faith: 'Kay.

2. The Not-Even-A-Little-Bit-Plausible Crossover
Dawn: This is too bizarre for words.
Tim, Kon, Bart: Hi there! You're cute.
Dawn: Too. Bizarre.
Tim: (Robinesque smirk)
Dawn: Oh, what the hell. You're the only one here older than me, technically. (grabs him)
Kon and Bart: (dejected) (possibly grab each other)
Me: Hee hee hee.

3. The One Where I Realized That Yes, I Do Think All Dawn's Boyfriends Should Fight Crime
Connor: I'm surprisingly well-adjusted, all things considered.
Dawn: Me too! We're very pretty. (makes out with him)

4. The One With More Backstory Than The New Testament
Farscape OC: Boy, this unrealized reality is weird. Everyone I knew is dead! Everyone who's dead is alive! Cats and dogs, sleeping together!
Other Farscape OC: You're kinda cute.
First Farscape OC: ...hi.
Me: Oh, good Lord. What am I getting myself into?
Various OCs: Pipe down and write us some more backstory, you.

Oh yeah, and:

5. The One With All The Superheroes
(doorbell rings)
Tim's Dad: Oh, what NOW?
Bart, Kon, Cassie: Um, hi. Is Tim home? We're his... friends. From... school.
Tim's Dad: Oh, good Lord.

Comments

Well, in general...

[ocvictor.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Re: Well, in general...

[holli.livejournal.com]

I just have this mental image of the other Titans making biiiig sad eyes at Tim's dad, all "Can Robin come out to play? We promise to haev him home before dinner, and we won't fight any crime."