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Dec. 22nd, 2004 01:05 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
holliOh, comics.
From right to left, we have:
Pissed-off-looking guy with no pants ("FUCK YOU GUYS. I can't BELIEVE you stole my pants right before the group photo. Also, my haircut is retarded.")
Smug-looking escapee from a Marvel title (note white streak in hair) wearing clothes so tight they may in fact be paint. Probably stole other guy's pants.
Oblivious former Golden Age sidekick (he gets his powers from TOUCHING HIS MENTOR. You can't make this shit up, people.). Only one wearing enough clothes, even if his underpants are on the outside. Is even more spectacularly gay than the other two guys.
Tarty lass in green spangly bra, with what appear to be ruffles coming out of the sides of her mask. Sleeps with other superheros, whenever possible; is secretly annoyed that Bad Touch Boy rejects her STD-laden advances. Has yet to realize that he, along with another two-fifths of the team, is gay.
And finally, pissed-off-looking girl with a significant chunk of her costume missing, though she is still closer to fully dressed than anyone but Bad Touch Boy. Is sick of dealing with everyone else on the team's fucking drama, for Christ's sake. Wishes she could be on a team where people wear clothes, and are not all gay, slutty, or both.
Oh, and hovering in the sky above them, the giant disembodied head of a furry. He may or may not be ogling Pantsless Lad's muscular thighs; it's hard to read the sightlines.
From right to left, we have:
Pissed-off-looking guy with no pants ("FUCK YOU GUYS. I can't BELIEVE you stole my pants right before the group photo. Also, my haircut is retarded.")
Smug-looking escapee from a Marvel title (note white streak in hair) wearing clothes so tight they may in fact be paint. Probably stole other guy's pants.
Oblivious former Golden Age sidekick (he gets his powers from TOUCHING HIS MENTOR. You can't make this shit up, people.). Only one wearing enough clothes, even if his underpants are on the outside. Is even more spectacularly gay than the other two guys.
Tarty lass in green spangly bra, with what appear to be ruffles coming out of the sides of her mask. Sleeps with other superheros, whenever possible; is secretly annoyed that Bad Touch Boy rejects her STD-laden advances. Has yet to realize that he, along with another two-fifths of the team, is gay.
And finally, pissed-off-looking girl with a significant chunk of her costume missing, though she is still closer to fully dressed than anyone but Bad Touch Boy. Is sick of dealing with everyone else on the team's fucking drama, for Christ's sake. Wishes she could be on a team where people wear clothes, and are not all gay, slutty, or both.
Oh, and hovering in the sky above them, the giant disembodied head of a furry. He may or may not be ogling Pantsless Lad's muscular thighs; it's hard to read the sightlines.
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Date: 2004-12-22 06:45 am (UTC)This is not say that pantsless boy is a Kennedy.
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