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[holli]

me: god damn it
teen wolf is eating my dash

srevans: what NO

me: it's a problem

Sarah: the new mtv one is TERRIBLE

me: the gifs are kind of hilarious?
but i refuse to watch fucking teen wolf
i am not joining any fandom with that much knitting fic
ahahaha sorry
KNOTTING fic

Sarah: GOD
GOD AMAZING

me: i would totally join any fandom with a lot of knitting fic, obviously

Sarah: i was really getting excited about how a werewolf high school fandom would be producing knitting fic
or whether it was some performance fanart or what

me: sadly no
if only
...i am putting this exchange on tumblr

Sarah: yes. please do.
if only to encourage future werewolf yarn porn

Comments

[brownbetty]

You had me briefly excited about Teen Wolf, NGL.

[holli]

Does this mean we should fic-bomb the fandom with stories about knitting? I think it does.

[neotoma]

Yes, you should.

It would mean that I might actually read some of the billion of Teen Wolf stories that keep popping up on my Pinboard network...

[holli]

There is a confusing amount of Teen Wolf on the Pinboard popular page, isn't there?

[spuffyduds]

Oh godDAMNit, can't the moon come up after I've finished turning the heel? There's ANOTHER pair of socks ruined, RUINED, ARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[holli]

yes, correct, this is exactly what I wanted.

[staranise]

I was really disappointed to find out that in my current fandom (Flashpoint), the male half of the central het pairing, a combat veteran, was canonically a knitter before they cut that out of the pilot script.

[holli]

Aw, why would they cut that? That is awesome!

[staranise]

The first season was mostly him being an emotional dork having problems fitting into this elite police unit. I think they figured making him a knitter would gild the lily, and unfairly malign knitters.

It can live on in fic, though.

[holli]

And it should, obviously.

[brownbetty]

I think Teen Wolf is the new SGA: objectively, it's not any good, but somehow, it's a megafandom.

[holli]

It's very mysterious! At least SGA had weird AUs instead of knotting.

[mme_hardy]

Tony Stark knits a cardigan for Hulk out of carbon fiber! And Mrs. Hudson making jumpers for Watson and Sherlock is CANON.

[holli]

Great, now I'm picturing the Hulk punching a tank while wearing a Mr. Rogers cardigan and his customary ripped purple pants.

[mme_hardy]

WOULD YOU BE HULK'S NEIGHBOR?

[holli]

dies laughing